Nerdy facts:
0 to 60 mph: 4 minutes
Top speed: Not quick enough to outrun the Japanese Police
Model: Sabaru Impretza scaled down roadworthy version called the 'Vivivio' (something like that - even Japanese people havent heard of it)
Gaijin pulling power: 6/10 (this is no ordinary box shaped compact Japanese car - look at that sleek sexiness!)
Gaijin bargaining power to buy the car: 9.5/10 (£250 discount through my good looks and British cheekiness)
Primary concerns: Why was it so cheap? and why is the owner fleeing the country?
Things you might find on the back seat: A screwed up Chinese restaurant menu, another Chinese person trying to get back to China!
Fluffy dice or nodding dog: Nodding dog
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